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2025-03-24
Fun movie disagreement, though not as memorable as BvS
Starts with the audio from Ben's first Facebook Live video
Ben mistakenly quotes the opening line as, "The man in black fled across the desert and the Dark Tower followed". If the film had made the main character a Dark Tower searching for a gunslinger, I would have had to see it.
That felt like Dark City to me. Didn't that feel like Dark City?
No, it felt like Dumb City.
The worst thing about this movie is that it could hurt the name 'Dark Tower'—
Could? Could?!